The Alien Nation of Soviet Federative Socialists is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ingliz with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.65 billion Greys enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Federative Socialistsian economy, worth an astonishing 12,049 trillion cruds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 646,099 cruds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime is totally unknown. Soviet Federative Socialists's national animal is the turkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christmas.

Soviet Federative Socialists is ranked 264^th in the world and 1^st in PoFo for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 25,544.08 on the Gilded Widget Scale.